Funny Carpet Fitter Jokes

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Funny carpet fitter jokes.

I sew elastic onto cotton panties the clerk looked up panty stitcher and found it classed as unskilled labor so she gave ole 250 a week unemployment pay. The evidence against him was irrefutable because it was found that the workman when he died was hammered. I knew within five minutes because they told me. He popped outside out for a smoke only to realise that he had mislaid his cigarettes.

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Dennis a carpet fitter had just finished laying a carpet for mrs branch. Police think it was the work of rug addicts. Yup they were working in a carpit. He retraced his steps and saw in the middle of the room under the carpet what appeared to be a small lump.

The autopsy led the police to arrest the carpenter who subsequently confessed. In the middle of the room under the carpet was a bump. Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets and the mats. Warning oc what does a mexican carpet fitter say to his donkey when he s late.

When ole was asked his occupation he replied panty stitcher. I got a pre declined credit card in the mail. 101funjokes has funny carpenter jokes lawyer jokes and doctor jokes. Collecting unemployment ole and sven worked together and both were laid off so they headed over to the unemployment office.

Just got fired from da carpet factory. He stepped out for a smoke only to realize he d lost his cigarettes. Oh i d heard a few carpet jokes myself over the years. A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.

This week s puns and one liners are on the theme of carpet jokes so they should cover quite a lot as normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality a friend of mine is a carpet fitter. The fitter says because i am smarter than you. There is a lot more carpet jokes and rug humor out there on the internet than i would ever have imagined. Aug 12 2019 explore hopkins carpet one s board flooring humor on pinterest.

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